Alright y’all it’s slow at work.
I’m making this one a pros and cons list.
Starting with the cons.
-Jeremy Renner’s haircut.
-The fucking BS that was Thor’s character. (What was the point of fixing him with Ragnarok, and making him a goosebump-inducing badass in infinity war? All just to make him a joke?? Wha??)
-The fact that about 40% of the movie was just call backs. (“Remember this?? Remember how good this was?? Here’s a similar thing, but not as good, so you can remember”)
-The fact that a lot of the movie was just an alternate version of infinity war. (They all spend the movie trying to get the infinity stones again, someone dies on vormir for the soul stone again, there’s a big battle against thanos again, a bunch of people get dusted at the end again, etc.)
-The fact that the movie as a whole felt like they were cramming a bunch of stuff in, and rushing through it. - The way they introduce Smulk (I would’ve liked to see a merging scene between banner and hulk, considering the fact that spent the past two movies that he was in having a personality-disorder-like fight)
-Black Widow’s death (make the whole scene sad...er)
-Hulk didn’t react as strongly as I expected to Nat’s Death. (make his reaction mad..er)
-How Thanos finds out about the avenger’s plans. (A future link between past-Nebula and future-Nebula’s computer brain???? Okay???)
-Thanos just didn't feel as threatening in this.
-Jeremy Renner’s haircut (He pulled it off anyway)
-They way they introduce Ronin (through one long-take fight scene)
-When the avengers pulled up on Thanos while he was just making breakfast and straight up murdered him??
-The “she’s not alone” scene at the end. (Was is tacky? Sure. Was it also awesome because they’ve actually spent the time developing their female characters and seeing them all together was pretty cool?Absolutely.
-The return of Valkyrie. (oof )
-Captain Marvel blowing that ship up
-Cap vs. Cap.
-Cap in general
-Cap wielding Mjolnir!!!!!!!!
-CAP FINALLY SAYING “ASSEMBLE”!!!! (I cheered)
-CAP GETTING HIS DANCE WITH PEGGY!!!!!!!!! (I cried)
That’s it I guess. Go watch - 43 minutes ago