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Bored on break and excited about my giant poop badge!! 💩
#nightshiftproblems #poopemoji #nurselife #RN #poop #giantpoop #nursesofinstagram #beingsilly #nursehumor #nursesbelike #poopbadge #breaktime #nightshift #nightshiftnurse

Bored on break and excited about my giant poop badge!! 💩 #nightshiftproblems #poopemoji #nurselife #RN #poop #giantpoop #nursesofinstagram #beingsilly #nursehumor #nursesbelike #poopbadge #breaktime #nightshift #nightshiftnurse - 18 days ago

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G O L D E N  P O O P 💩💛🤣
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Preparamos está divertida torta Poop a @palodirtyano por sus 100k ☺️♥️
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También puedes pedirla de chocolate 🍫🤣
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La decoramos con hojas de oro y por dentro la preparamos de nuestro nuevo sabor “ Trufado al Pisco “que está delicioso! 🤤 .
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#ediblegoldleaf #nosencantanlosdetalles #gold
#goldenpoopcake #letscelebrate #100k #poop #💩 #madewithlove #dulcefinateam #sugarartist  #cakelover #funnycake  #dulcefina

G O L D E N P O O P 💩💛🤣 . Preparamos está divertida torta Poop a @palodirtyano por sus 100k ☺️♥️ . También puedes pedirla de chocolate 🍫🤣 . La decoramos con hojas de oro y por dentro la preparamos de nuestro nuevo sabor “ Trufado al Pisco “que está delicioso! 🤤 . . . #ediblegoldleaf #nosencantanlosdetalles #gold #goldenpoopcake #letscelebrate #100k #poop #💩 #madewithlove #dulcefinateam #sugarartist #cakelover #funnycake #dulcefina - 1 month ago

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George Frandsen (USA) is passionate about his huge collection 1,277 coprolites. But what is coprolite? It's fossilised dinosaur poop! ⁣🦖💩
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“What got me interested in finding and collecting coprolites is the story they tell of prehistoric life. No other fossil can tell you as much as a coprolite can," says George, who began his collection as a palaeontology student at college.⁣
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"Inside you can find inclusions, which are pieces of plants and animals, such as bones. This information can tell us about what animals were eating and their metabolism, as well as prehistoric ecosystems."⁣
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George achieved recognition for his record on this day in 2015. "Anyone looking to beat a Guinness World Records title needs to have passion, lots of passion for whatever they’re doing. Mine is coprolite...whatever your passion is, you should follow it.” _____________________________________________________

#coprolite #dinosaurs #prehistoric #palaeontology #science #biology #guinnessworldrecords #officiallyamazing #poop

George Frandsen (USA) is passionate about his huge collection 1,277 coprolites. But what is coprolite? It's fossilised dinosaur poop! ⁣🦖💩 ⁣ “What got me interested in finding and collecting coprolites is the story they tell of prehistoric life. No other fossil can tell you as much as a coprolite can," says George, who began his collection as a palaeontology student at college.⁣ ⁣ "Inside you can find inclusions, which are pieces of plants and animals, such as bones. This information can tell us about what animals were eating and their metabolism, as well as prehistoric ecosystems."⁣ ⁣ George achieved recognition for his record on this day in 2015. "Anyone looking to beat a Guinness World Records title needs to have passion, lots of passion for whatever they’re doing. Mine is coprolite...whatever your passion is, you should follow it.” _____________________________________________________ #coprolite #dinosaurs #prehistoric #palaeontology #science #biology #guinnessworldrecords #officiallyamazing #poop - 23 days ago

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Sand is the glitter of the natural world: once you bust it out you won’t stop seeing it for days. Here’s how to get rid of it.

Sand is the glitter of the natural world: once you bust it out you won’t stop seeing it for days. Here’s how to get rid of it. - 4 days ago

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Hello everyone! Have you ever seen a water bear pooping? Now you've seen it!
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Water bears are microscopic animals that can survive almost anything from freezing to boiling temperatures, vacuum of space, extreme radiation, extremely high pressures...
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But they mostly exist to give people strength in desperate times. Feeling stressed today? Do you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders? Imagine this little poopy guy, he could survive that! So why can't you?
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Trying to be strong all the time is hard, really hard. Many people know it already. What kept me alive for years was learning, I love learning new things. You name it and I will learn it If I don't know it already. I studied ancient Egyptian for fun... 😂. And when I found out that microworld is not well understood and there are so many things to discover and learn, it pulled me in! I lost myself to find myself and water bears were one of the first microscopic organisms I learned about. They made me stronger!
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So if your life gets poopy, just dump it out of your system like this chubby boy! Look at him, he doesn't care!
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If you enjoy my videos, you can support me on Patreon monthly or make a one time donation via PayPal. Links are on my profile! Thank you for reading!
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#waterbear #tardigrade #chubby #cute #poop #pet #strong #fit #learning #moon #survival #extreme #muscle #hot #cold #pressure #moss #lichen #hunt #radiation #alien #lifeform #shithappens #depression #wecandoit

Hello everyone! Have you ever seen a water bear pooping? Now you've seen it! . Water bears are microscopic animals that can survive almost anything from freezing to boiling temperatures, vacuum of space, extreme radiation, extremely high pressures... . But they mostly exist to give people strength in desperate times. Feeling stressed today? Do you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders? Imagine this little poopy guy, he could survive that! So why can't you? . Trying to be strong all the time is hard, really hard. Many people know it already. What kept me alive for years was learning, I love learning new things. You name it and I will learn it If I don't know it already. I studied ancient Egyptian for fun... 😂. And when I found out that microworld is not well understood and there are so many things to discover and learn, it pulled me in! I lost myself to find myself and water bears were one of the first microscopic organisms I learned about. They made me stronger! . So if your life gets poopy, just dump it out of your system like this chubby boy! Look at him, he doesn't care! . If you enjoy my videos, you can support me on Patreon monthly or make a one time donation via PayPal. Links are on my profile! Thank you for reading! . #waterbear #tardigrade #chubby #cute #poop #pet #strong #fit #learning #moon #survival #extreme #muscle #hot #cold #pressure #moss #lichen #hunt #radiation #alien #lifeform #shithappens #depression #wecandoit - 1 day ago

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Who needs 去厕所 (qù cèsuǒ) "to go to the toilet" when you can just say you're pulling sh!t out of your body 😌😂
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Tag that one friend who needs to see it!
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#china #chinese #mandarin #中文 #汉语 #汉字 #chineselanguage #hanzi #chinesecharacter #studychinese #learnchinese #language #hsk #hsk1 #hsk2 #poop #shit

Who needs 去厕所 (qù cèsuǒ) "to go to the toilet" when you can just say you're pulling sh!t out of your body 😌😂 . Tag that one friend who needs to see it! . . . . . #china #chinese #mandarin #中文 #汉语 #汉字 #chineselanguage #hanzi #chinesecharacter #studychinese #learnchinese #language #hsk #hsk1 #hsk2 #poop #shit - 25 days ago

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Oh 💩💩💩!!!

Oh 💩💩💩!!! - 1 month ago

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Wistfully remembering a better time, back before I sh!t myself and had to get a bath . .
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#SuperStarSarah
#specialneedsdog
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#dogstagram
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#cutedogs
#pets
#adorableanimals

Wistfully remembering a better time, back before I sh!t myself and had to get a bath . . . . . . . . . #SuperStarSarah #specialneedsdog #poop #somuchpoop #bathtime #dogbath #dogstagram #doggo #cutedogs #pets #adorableanimals - 9 hours ago

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*katy perry voice* hAPpY bIRTHdAy 🥺🥺🥰🤪🤔💖 #HEYJIMMY #IMJIMIN #idontsmellanything #telltheguardstoopenupthegates #thegaaaaaaates #forthrfirsttimeinforeverreprise #imbaby #jhopebias #junghoseok #makesuthink #floopisamadman #helpussaveus #wingswings #stanloona #itsajin #poop #andtheywereroomates #musicalproductionofgrease #glee #gleek #onedirection #WHARE #ARE #YEW #virgocancerthingz #uwu #sasuke #emo

*katy perry voice* hAPpY bIRTHdAy 🥺🥺🥰🤪🤔💖 #HEYJIMMY #IMJIMIN #idontsmellanything #telltheguardstoopenupthegates #thegaaaaaaates #forthrfirsttimeinforeverreprise #imbaby #jhopebias #junghoseok #makesuthink #floopisamadman #helpussaveus #wingswings #stanloona #itsajin #poop #andtheywereroomates #musicalproductionofgrease #glee #gleek #onedirection #WHARE #ARE #YEW #virgocancerthingz #uwu #sasuke #emo - 3 hours ago

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I need to teach my 4yo to do this!  Are you following the hilarious @bunandleggings yet?
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#potty #parenthood #police #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #ticket #speeding #dads #babies #lol #toddler #toddlerproblems #kid #kids #poop #scarymommy #meme #memes #mommemes #lol #motherhoodunplugged #truth #thestruggleisreal #writersofinstagram #momblogger #mommyblogger #dad #humor

I need to teach my 4yo to do this! Are you following the hilarious @bunandleggings yet? • • • • #potty #parenthood #police #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #ticket #speeding #dads #babies #lol #toddler #toddlerproblems #kid #kids #poop #scarymommy #meme #memes #mommemes #lol #motherhoodunplugged #truth #thestruggleisreal #writersofinstagram #momblogger #mommyblogger #dad #humor - 6 days ago

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when u get new markers/pens n immediately draw smthn for stink boy 
#doodles #doodle #traditionalart #stinky #poop

when u get new markers/pens n immediately draw smthn for stink boy #doodles #doodle #traditionalart #stinky #poop - 2 days ago

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Update on the treehouse kitchen in the woods!

A few weeks ago I was shaping an essential part of the kitchen: the toilet. A dry toilet, to be precise. 
We often forget that the full cycle of  food is continued when our bodies evacuate the excess matter after extracting all the goodness and nutrients from food... What if instead of pooping in clean (often drinkable) water we designed more sustainable lifestyles by creating beautiful pooping experiences? 💩

The earth, water streams and soil would be grateful if instead of "soiling", our toilet experience would replenish and enrich the soil that months later would feed the plants that grow the food we eat? That's right. That's going full circle. 
More info on this in the coming months! I'll be finishing dry toilet soon... #fullcircle #mindfulness #poop #workinprogress #nutrients #building

Photos by my dearest friend @joseph_akwasi

Update on the treehouse kitchen in the woods! A few weeks ago I was shaping an essential part of the kitchen: the toilet. A dry toilet, to be precise. We often forget that the full cycle of food is continued when our bodies evacuate the excess matter after extracting all the goodness and nutrients from food... What if instead of pooping in clean (often drinkable) water we designed more sustainable lifestyles by creating beautiful pooping experiences? 💩 The earth, water streams and soil would be grateful if instead of "soiling", our toilet experience would replenish and enrich the soil that months later would feed the plants that grow the food we eat? That's right. That's going full circle. More info on this in the coming months! I'll be finishing dry toilet soon... #fullcircle #mindfulness #poop #workinprogress #nutrients #building Photos by my dearest friend @joseph_akwasi - 4 days ago

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NOT NOW. I’m pooping 💩

NOT NOW. I’m pooping 💩 - 16 days ago

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Pool chilling in Santa Ponsa
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#santaponsa #majorca #spain #holiday #poop #swimming #swimmingpool #selfie #seanbatty #scotland #bahiadelsol

Pool chilling in Santa Ponsa . . . . . #santaponsa #majorca #spain #holiday #poop #swimming #swimmingpool #selfie #seanbatty #scotland #bahiadelsol - 3 days ago

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Mommy and daddy took me to the vet because my 💩 was runny and frequent. I’m fine, I just can’t eat any more turkey tendon jerky fake bones. 🤦‍♀️🐾🐩 #standardpoodle #puppy #daddylovesme #dog #vet #poop #problems #love #cute

Mommy and daddy took me to the vet because my 💩 was runny and frequent. I’m fine, I just can’t eat any more turkey tendon jerky fake bones. 🤦‍♀️🐾🐩 #standardpoodle #puppy #daddylovesme #dog #vet #poop #problems #love #cute - 20 hours ago

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How many times do you poop/pee during your meets? 😫💩💦
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#immortalbarbell #comics #webcomic #cute #funny #motivated #motivation #fitness #fit #fitfam #fitnesslife #gym #diet #nutrition #strongman #powerlifting #powerlifter #bodybuilding #bodybuilder #weightlifting #weights #squat #bench #deadlift #workout #crossfit #gymmemes #poop #nervous #meet

How many times do you poop/pee during your meets? 😫💩💦 .. . . . . #immortalbarbell #comics #webcomic #cute #funny #motivated #motivation #fitness #fit #fitfam #fitnesslife #gym #diet #nutrition #strongman #powerlifting #powerlifter #bodybuilding #bodybuilder #weightlifting #weights #squat #bench #deadlift #workout #crossfit #gymmemes #poop #nervous #meet - 3 days ago

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We asked some world class athletes from the hottest parts of the world their summer secrets. The last one is ours, but we think it might be the most effective.

We asked some world class athletes from the hottest parts of the world their summer secrets. The last one is ours, but we think it might be the most effective. - 12 days ago

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The Poop King model by Matchbox is No. 22 / 100 for the 2019 series.  This is a new model focused on a most unusual subject to the diecast model world - the Portable Toilet.  Yes, the two blue boxes in the rear, which are removable, are tiny plastic portable toilet units. This truck, which is nice and hefty coming in at 42 grams, not only breaks the diecast poo barrier, but exceeds the standard 4 part limit for Matchbox models as well.  The windows, cistern tank, and tailgate make up one piece.  The rear bed has a plastic black insert with the smiling poo king emoji emblazoned on it.  The body, base and rear load make up the remaining parts for a total of 5 parts.  The model is independently decorated on each side with English on the left side of the cab and German on the right side of the cab.  Poop King is cast on the front of the cab over the grille as well as on the base.  Let's face it, the model is covered in poop!  The blue load on the rear can be placed with the doors facing the left or right side of the model.  The added portable potties in the background are Mattel Matchbox pottie units from previous Mattel Matchbox sets.  They are from the Matchbox on a Mission  Downtown Demolition set ca 2013 (white unit with labels), Matchbox on a Mission Mission Board: Building Busters set ca 2015 (medium blue one), and the Matchbox MBX Construction set ca 2018 (small blue one with loop on top). So it seems that someone at Mattel has had Port a Porties on their mind going back six years!  By the way, the medium blue toilet unit from 2015 actually has a toilet, urinal, and toilet paper roll cast on the inside.  That's it, I am pooped out.

#matchbox  #matchboxworld #matchboxcars #matchboxtoys #diecast #diecastcars #diecasttoys #matchboxoriginals #poop #poopking 💩🤴

The Poop King model by Matchbox is No. 22 / 100 for the 2019 series. This is a new model focused on a most unusual subject to the diecast model world - the Portable Toilet. Yes, the two blue boxes in the rear, which are removable, are tiny plastic portable toilet units. This truck, which is nice and hefty coming in at 42 grams, not only breaks the diecast poo barrier, but exceeds the standard 4 part limit for Matchbox models as well. The windows, cistern tank, and tailgate make up one piece. The rear bed has a plastic black insert with the smiling poo king emoji emblazoned on it. The body, base and rear load make up the remaining parts for a total of 5 parts. The model is independently decorated on each side with English on the left side of the cab and German on the right side of the cab. Poop King is cast on the front of the cab over the grille as well as on the base. Let's face it, the model is covered in poop! The blue load on the rear can be placed with the doors facing the left or right side of the model. The added portable potties in the background are Mattel Matchbox pottie units from previous Mattel Matchbox sets. They are from the Matchbox on a Mission Downtown Demolition set ca 2013 (white unit with labels), Matchbox on a Mission Mission Board: Building Busters set ca 2015 (medium blue one), and the Matchbox MBX Construction set ca 2018 (small blue one with loop on top). So it seems that someone at Mattel has had Port a Porties on their mind going back six years! By the way, the medium blue toilet unit from 2015 actually has a toilet, urinal, and toilet paper roll cast on the inside. That's it, I am pooped out. #matchbox #matchboxworld #matchboxcars #matchboxtoys #diecast #diecastcars #diecasttoys #matchboxoriginals #poop #poopking 💩🤴 - 9 days ago

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#noshamethursday Fun fact about my pawsome self: I poop at/on/against trees 🌳💩. Is that weird? Because my mom always laughs and takes pictures like heck mom gib me som privacy?!?! •
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#noshamethursday Fun fact about my pawsome self: I poop at/on/against trees 🌳💩. Is that weird? Because my mom always laughs and takes pictures like heck mom gib me som privacy?!?! • • • #wss #witteherder #whitesheperd #wittezwitserseherder #zwitsersewitteherder #whiteswissgram #whiteswissshepherd #pastorblancosuizo #bergerblanc #bergersuisse #bergerblancsuisse #poop #trees #noshame #dogsofworld #dogsofinstagram #instadog #dogoftheday #weisserschäferhund #weisserschweizerschäferhund - 2 days ago

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💩🚨💩🚨 When I was a kid, our house burned down twice, so I learned early on to not be a keeper of things or memorabilia as they can be taken from you at any given moment. Taking photos and remembering specific dates has always been something I focus on because you have memories, and then memories of memories, how neat. Last year, on this day, I got to talk on the phone to my favorite person in the world for the first time. For whatever reason, talking on the phone made the feelings I was confused about more real so I put it off for almost two months 😂 I had met the bestest of friends and didn’t want to foil the ease and comfort of our friendship with reality. A year ago today, @bicycle_touring_apocalypse , being the *gentleman (a loose term really) that he is, and always so patient with my aversion to speaking on the phone, made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. A start to end only, no small talk, no formalities phone call of his worst, most embarrassing poop story.  I took the offer. Obviously. It was ok 🤷🏻‍♀️. My only response was a bunch of awkward giggles and a promise that I’d relay him mine in person, which if you’re curious, I did. I’m really glad I answered the phone, because my heart was stolen. I’m not sure who this story says more about but I’m glad we could connect over a mutual love of embarrassing bowel movements. 💩♥️
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💩🚨💩🚨 When I was a kid, our house burned down twice, so I learned early on to not be a keeper of things or memorabilia as they can be taken from you at any given moment. Taking photos and remembering specific dates has always been something I focus on because you have memories, and then memories of memories, how neat. Last year, on this day, I got to talk on the phone to my favorite person in the world for the first time. For whatever reason, talking on the phone made the feelings I was confused about more real so I put it off for almost two months 😂 I had met the bestest of friends and didn’t want to foil the ease and comfort of our friendship with reality. A year ago today, @bicycle_touring_apocalypse , being the *gentleman (a loose term really) that he is, and always so patient with my aversion to speaking on the phone, made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. A start to end only, no small talk, no formalities phone call of his worst, most embarrassing poop story. I took the offer. Obviously. It was ok 🤷🏻‍♀️. My only response was a bunch of awkward giggles and a promise that I’d relay him mine in person, which if you’re curious, I did. I’m really glad I answered the phone, because my heart was stolen. I’m not sure who this story says more about but I’m glad we could connect over a mutual love of embarrassing bowel movements. 💩♥️ • • • • #adventures #adventure #adventurer #liveyouradventure #poop #poophead #poopy #bestfriends #awkward #awkwardness #cuyuna #mountainbike #mountainbiking #outdoors #optoutside #getoutside #surlybikes #selfie #cuties #turdalert #myheart #turdburglar - 2 days ago

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