Ha! Isn't this the truth?
I think mine would be:
"You're about to meet Lisa Runkel. We're not quite sure what will come out of her mouth when that happens, as she does not have a filter. Oh, and she's loud. She laughs loudly a lot and most of the time while throwing her head back. She has the mouth of a sailor (sorry, Mom). She is a trainwreck almost all of the time. Her legs are filled with bruises from being clumsy and her long arms, while great for selfies, are like that of an octopus, so she's often knocking things off counters or slamming her hands into doorways. She cries at the drop of a hat - like during OnStar & Johnson & Johnson commercials or anytime you wouldn't think would induce tears. She is still holding on to her Minnesota accent, ever so slightly (or moreso if she's a) tired b) drinking or c) just returned from Warroad) even though she hasn't lived there in 20+ years. She doesn't want to talk politics or religion with you, as she feels both are very personal subjects. She WILL talk college football, hockey, college basketball (hates the NBA, btw), personal development, how hard and lonely motherhood is sometimes, essential oils and will probably plan something for the two of you to do by the time you're done (#overcommitted ). She married the love of her life, only because she made the first move (see filter comment) and while overwhelmed most days (see trainwreck), she LOVES being a mom to 3 kids born in 17 months. She also values and cherishes friendships and tries like hell to hang on to those who do the same. Oh, and put a Moonlight Pizza & Brewpub & a margarita in front of her after a trip down Brown's Canyon and you've just made her the happiest girl in the world."
What about you? What's your 30 second trailer? This should be FUN :)
📷: @lindsayteague - 5 hours ago