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#TheExpendables #SylvesterStallone #ArnoldSchwarzenegger #JasonStatham #Expendables #dwaynejohnson #creed #rocky #rockybalboa #therock #TerryCrews #DolphLundgren #JetLi #RandyCouture #brucewillis  #MelGibson #harrisonford #Jcvd #BarneyRoss #Trench  #LeeChristmas #Ceasor #rambo #Gunner #chucknorris #TheExpendables2 #TheExpendables3 #TheExpendables4

#TheExpendables #SylvesterStallone #ArnoldSchwarzenegger #JasonStatham #Expendables #dwaynejohnson #creed #rocky #rockybalboa #therock #TerryCrews #DolphLundgren #JetLi #RandyCouture #brucewillis #MelGibson #harrisonford #Jcvd #BarneyRoss #Trench #LeeChristmas #Ceasor #rambo #Gunner #chucknorris #TheExpendables2 #TheExpendables3 #TheExpendables4 - 1 hour ago

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Chuck Norris es tan rudo... que se merecía su semana de dibujos, con los hechos mas rudotes del prototipo del macho alfa... Like si te atreves!
#chucknorris #pencil #peanut #diseño #caricatura #arte #sketch #sketchbook #digitalart #dailyart #comic #caricature #cartoon #dibujo #caricatura #art #design #drawing #instagood #instart #ilustrator

Chuck Norris es tan rudo... que se merecía su semana de dibujos, con los hechos mas rudotes del prototipo del macho alfa... Like si te atreves! #chucknorris #pencil #peanut #diseño #caricatura #arte #sketch #sketchbook #digitalart #dailyart #comic #caricature #cartoon #dibujo #caricatura #art #design #drawing #instagood #instart #ilustrator - 2 hours ago

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Pa' llegar aquí no fue tan fácil 🎵 to' lo que pasamos pa' poder vernos así ▶ #ChuckNorris

Pa' llegar aquí no fue tan fácil to' lo que pasamos pa' poder vernos así #ChuckNorris - 2 hours ago

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I’m not sure who worked harder today in our P90X live class?... Us girls or these strong little guys 😄 Feeling buff on a Sunday! If you missed today no worries we have another P90X Live class tomorrow at 430pm and drop ins are welcome ($13 or FREE if it’s your first time) child friendly coed class. Come join us! #mondaymotivation #p90x #beachbody #dropins #fit #groupworkouts #sundayfunday #weights #strength #fun #greatmusic #greatpeople #dedicated #motivated #goals #coed #family #friends #childfriendly #chucknorris #❤️ #lovekids #goodtimes #allfitnesslevels

I’m not sure who worked harder today in our P90X live class?... Us girls or these strong little guys Feeling buff on a Sunday! If you missed today no worries we have another P90X Live class tomorrow at 430pm and drop ins are welcome ($13 or FREE if it’s your first time) child friendly coed class. Come join us! #mondaymotivation #p90x #beachbody #dropins #fit #groupworkouts #sundayfunday #weights #strength #fun #greatmusic #greatpeople #dedicated #motivated #goals #coed #family #friends #childfriendly #chucknorris ##lovekids #goodtimes #allfitnesslevels - 2 hours ago

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And that's what it's all about. 😃
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🏞😇🔥🔥💯💯💯✌️️👍🏻🙏🏼🔙🔛🔝🔜💁🏽🙈🙈🙈😍😊💘💘👏👏👏#Truth #TheHolyBible #God #Jesus #Faith #Love #Awesomeness #AlwaysBePositive🔥🔥💯💯💯😎✌️️⬇️👍🏻🔙🔛🔝🔜💲💲✔️💙👏🏼👏🏼💁🏽🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍🌙🍌🍌🍌😊💘💘👏👏👏#Truth # ️ TheHolyBible #God #Jesus #Faith #Love #Awesomeness #Pizza #Tacos #MartialArts #WingChun #DonnieYen #BeanBurritos #AlwaysBePositive  #StarWars #MarkHamill #LukeSkywalker #DaisyRidley #Rey #JohnBoyega #Finn #AdamDriver #KyloRen#TheLastJedi #ChuckNorris #Nintendo #Mario
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Be sure to check out these people that I'm supporting. Because I love them, and I want to help them. As for themselves, they are greater people than they can imagine. 😇

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And that's what it's all about. . 🏞😇️️🏻🏼🏽#Truth #TheHolyBible #God #Jesus #Faith #Love #Awesomeness #AlwaysBePositive 😎️️🏻🏼🏼🏽#Truth # ️ TheHolyBible #God #Jesus #Faith #Love #Awesomeness #Pizza #Tacos #MartialArts #WingChun #DonnieYen #BeanBurritos #AlwaysBePositive #StarWars #MarkHamill #LukeSkywalker #DaisyRidley #Rey #JohnBoyega #Finn #AdamDriver #KyloRen #TheLastJedi #ChuckNorris #Nintendo #Mario . Be sure to check out these people that I'm supporting. Because I love them, and I want to help them. As for themselves, they are greater people than they can imagine. 😇 @itscyberw0lf @jbrewbud @nukedzombae @missbrewbud @digitalvibe117 😎@jeynicole7 @oxstunnaxo @nurdy_girl @i_am_the_tempest @ryordan_87 @hamillhimself 😇@officialslystallone @donnieyenofficial @havoc9966 😎@shyghosty @lextaliones_ @impureking827 @zawantha @gameboiinerd18 @madbunnieee @talknerdytomeee @therealcarlospena @vegaalexa 🚿@sethfrazer137 😇@ash1ea - 2 hours ago

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#Repost 
사진같지만 클릭하면 음악나옴 ㅋ

여태껏 봐 온 영화중에 가장 중독성있었던 OST가 뭐였냐고 물어보면 바로 척 노리스가 주연했던 델타포스 1편의 사운드트랙을 꼽을 것이다. (스타워즈 테마나 뭐 슈퍼맨 등의 유명한 OST들은 일단 제외하자. 순수 중독성만 놓고 보면은..) 최가박당 OST도 만만찮은데. 
아무튼 음악 감독은 앨런 실베스트리가 맡았는데 (이 분도 제리 골드스미스와 맞장 뜨면 지지 않을 다작의 명장 되겠다. 이런 거 만든 양반이 나중에 포레스트 검프 OST도 한다.) 80년대 캐논 영화사- 이 영화사는 당시 미국 제일 주의에 있어서 가장 선봉장에 섰던 영화사로 내놓는 작품들이 전부 미국 찬양물 일색이었다. 특히, 80년대 제작된 캐논 영화사의 액션물에서 악당은 전부 중동, 아랍계 인물들로 구성됐다. 그리고 그 중심에는 아놀드 슈왈제네거(코만도)와 척 노리스가 있었다.
(델타포스 1,2. 대특명 시리즈)- 이런 80년대 무분별하게 쏟아진 액션영화들에서 신디사이저를 이용한 중독성있는 멜로디의 곡들을 앨런 실베스트리가 많이 선보였는데, 그 중 끝판왕이라고 할 수 있는 것이 1986년작 
척 노리스 주연의 델타포스다. 제목은 Rescue.

감독은 메나헴 골란. 2014년 사망하였다. 캐논 영화사의 마초 액션물을 거의 대부분 감독했던 사람으로, 이스라엘 인이다. 이 사람의 영화에는 유독 이스라엘인들이 인질로 잡히는 것을 미국인들이 구하는 영화가 많다.

그리고 사실은 이 메나헴 골란이 영화계 최초로 스파이더맨의 판권을 구입한 제작자이기도 하다. 캐논 영화사가 재정이 어려워지면서 우여곡절 끝에 콜럼비아 영화사가 스파이더맨의 비디오 판권을 가져간다. 콜럼비아사는 소니 소유의 회사다.

척 노리스는 스티븐 시걸을 능가하는 영화 속 히어로의 최강자로 손꼽히는데 오죽하면 해외에서는 척 노리스 시리즈 (우리나라에서 최불암시리즈 유행했듯)가 "척 노리스의 진실"이라는 시리즈로 트위터에서 뜬금없이 인기를 끌기도 했다. 
그 중 몇 개를 꼽자면,
"척 노리스가 오줌이 마려워서 길을가다가 한 트럭 뒤에서 바퀴에 소변을 봤는데 그 트럭이 옵티머스 프라임이 되었다." 이딴 게 있고 "척 노리스가 말의 턱을 걷어찼다. 그 말의 후손을 우리는 기린이라고 부른다." -_- "척 노리스는 이미 화성에 다녀왔다. 화성에 생명체가 존재하지 않는 것은 바로 이 때문이다." " 척 노리스는 수시로 적십자에 헌혈을 한다. 그러나 자신의 피는 한 번도 헌혈해 본 적이 없다." "척 노리스가 버거킹에서 빅맥을 주문하면 빅맥이 나온다." "배트맨과 다스 베이더가 싸우면 척 노리스가 이긴다." 척 노리스는 이렇게 인터넷에서 무적이 되었다. 작년엔 주짓수 블랙벨트를 받기도 했다. 그 나이에. 진짜 무도인. 
척 노리스, 리 마빈, 로버트 포스터, 마틴 발삼....마초들의 천국이었던 80년대의 추억.
그리고 중독성 짙은 그 영화의 OST. 
#델타포스 #척노리스 #CHUCKNORRIS #DELTAFORCE #ACTIONMOVIE #80s #영화 #영화스타그램 #80년대 #신디사이저 #마초액션 #OST #SOUNDTRACK #사운드트랙 #추천 #추천해야하나 #추억 #척노리스가짱이지 #돌려차기

#Repost 사진같지만 클릭하면 음악나옴 ㅋ 여태껏 봐 온 영화중에 가장 중독성있었던 OST가 뭐였냐고 물어보면 바로 척 노리스가 주연했던 델타포스 1편의 사운드트랙을 꼽을 것이다. (스타워즈 테마나 뭐 슈퍼맨 등의 유명한 OST들은 일단 제외하자. 순수 중독성만 놓고 보면은..) 최가박당 OST도 만만찮은데. 아무튼 음악 감독은 앨런 실베스트리가 맡았는데 (이 분도 제리 골드스미스와 맞장 뜨면 지지 않을 다작의 명장 되겠다. 이런 거 만든 양반이 나중에 포레스트 검프 OST도 한다.) 80년대 캐논 영화사- 이 영화사는 당시 미국 제일 주의에 있어서 가장 선봉장에 섰던 영화사로 내놓는 작품들이 전부 미국 찬양물 일색이었다. 특히, 80년대 제작된 캐논 영화사의 액션물에서 악당은 전부 중동, 아랍계 인물들로 구성됐다. 그리고 그 중심에는 아놀드 슈왈제네거(코만도)와 척 노리스가 있었다. (델타포스 1,2. 대특명 시리즈)- 이런 80년대 무분별하게 쏟아진 액션영화들에서 신디사이저를 이용한 중독성있는 멜로디의 곡들을 앨런 실베스트리가 많이 선보였는데, 그 중 끝판왕이라고 할 수 있는 것이 1986년작 척 노리스 주연의 델타포스다. 제목은 Rescue. 감독은 메나헴 골란. 2014년 사망하였다. 캐논 영화사의 마초 액션물을 거의 대부분 감독했던 사람으로, 이스라엘 인이다. 이 사람의 영화에는 유독 이스라엘인들이 인질로 잡히는 것을 미국인들이 구하는 영화가 많다. 그리고 사실은 이 메나헴 골란이 영화계 최초로 스파이더맨의 판권을 구입한 제작자이기도 하다. 캐논 영화사가 재정이 어려워지면서 우여곡절 끝에 콜럼비아 영화사가 스파이더맨의 비디오 판권을 가져간다. 콜럼비아사는 소니 소유의 회사다. 척 노리스는 스티븐 시걸을 능가하는 영화 속 히어로의 최강자로 손꼽히는데 오죽하면 해외에서는 척 노리스 시리즈 (우리나라에서 최불암시리즈 유행했듯)가 "척 노리스의 진실"이라는 시리즈로 트위터에서 뜬금없이 인기를 끌기도 했다. 그 중 몇 개를 꼽자면, "척 노리스가 오줌이 마려워서 길을가다가 한 트럭 뒤에서 바퀴에 소변을 봤는데 그 트럭이 옵티머스 프라임이 되었다." 이딴 게 있고 "척 노리스가 말의 턱을 걷어찼다. 그 말의 후손을 우리는 기린이라고 부른다." -_- "척 노리스는 이미 화성에 다녀왔다. 화성에 생명체가 존재하지 않는 것은 바로 이 때문이다." " 척 노리스는 수시로 적십자에 헌혈을 한다. 그러나 자신의 피는 한 번도 헌혈해 본 적이 없다." "척 노리스가 버거킹에서 빅맥을 주문하면 빅맥이 나온다." "배트맨과 다스 베이더가 싸우면 척 노리스가 이긴다." 척 노리스는 이렇게 인터넷에서 무적이 되었다. 작년엔 주짓수 블랙벨트를 받기도 했다. 그 나이에. 진짜 무도인. 척 노리스, 리 마빈, 로버트 포스터, 마틴 발삼....마초들의 천국이었던 80년대의 추억. 그리고 중독성 짙은 그 영화의 OST. #델타포스 #척노리스 #CHUCKNORRIS #DELTAFORCE #ACTIONMOVIE #80s #영화 #영화스타그램 #80년대 #신디사이저 #마초액션 #OST #SOUNDTRACK #사운드트랙 #추천 #추천해야하나 #추억 #척노리스가짱이지 #돌려차기 - 3 hours ago

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#motivationalquotes #mondaymotivation #sufferandlearn #success #chucknorris

#motivationalquotes #mondaymotivation #sufferandlearn #success #chucknorris - 3 hours ago

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De ontem #trilha #trilhapesada #amigos #parceria #offroad #offroadbrasil #troller #t4 #willys #chucknorris #turbodiesel #bandeirantes #toyota #nrnpowercuston #quintaloffroad #ekron #ferrooffroad #nemquetussa #palhoça

De ontem #trilha #trilhapesada #amigos #parceria #offroad #offroadbrasil #troller #t4 #willys #chucknorris #turbodiesel #bandeirantes #toyota #nrnpowercuston #quintaloffroad #ekron #ferrooffroad #nemquetussa #palhoça - 3 hours ago

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WE WANT YOUR FEED BACK!  GIVEAWAY TIME!!!
CHUCK NORRIS - On the back of this singlet the meme says "THE ONLY 5 TIME STATE CHAMP" ... Lets see what you got ig, we want to see the funniest and most unique Chuck Norris meme that we can put on this singlet.  Leave your comment below. Tag your friends and share this post! The top 3 we choose will then go to vote.  Winner will receive $100, plus this singlet Free!!! Good luck
#customsinglet#wrestling#ncaawrestling#chucknorris#usawrestling#wrestleusa#funnysinglet#youthwrestlingsinglet

WE WANT YOUR FEED BACK! GIVEAWAY TIME!!! CHUCK NORRIS - On the back of this singlet the meme says "THE ONLY 5 TIME STATE CHAMP" ... Lets see what you got ig, we want to see the funniest and most unique Chuck Norris meme that we can put on this singlet. Leave your comment below. Tag your friends and share this post! The top 3 we choose will then go to vote. Winner will receive $100, plus this singlet Free!!! Good luck #customsinglet #wrestling #ncaawrestling #chucknorris #usawrestling #wrestleusa #funnysinglet #youthwrestlingsinglet - 3 hours ago

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My pick ups from today. #vintagefigures #80sactionfigures #toycollector #thundercats #bikermicefrommars #tmnt #ghostbusters #powerrangers #chucknorris #ghostbusterscassette #billandted

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#me #florist #chuckflorist #chucknorris

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Working the #nunchaku

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#startrek #captain #Kirk #ChuckNorris #funny #memes

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Series of #karate #photoshoot for #publication #martialarts #kicks #discipline #meditation #defense #highkick #control #karateandfitness #classes #teacher #sensei #blackbelt #chucknorris #vandamme

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26th Annual #Kickstartkids #gala #chucknorris #genanorris #blackbelt #boots #RossNolan #actor #producer #karate #martialarts #texas

26th Annual #Kickstartkids #gala #chucknorris #genanorris #blackbelt #boots #RossNolan #actor #producer #karate #martialarts #texas - 4 hours ago

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Comé é que é meus #followers!? Vim aqui deixar uma #foto minha tirada pelo meu querido amigo, Dan Balsemão, só para vos fazer pensar um bocadinho... e não, não é para ficarem a pensar se eu e o Dan temos um caso, isso eu tiro-vos já as dúvidas. Foram anos em que, praticamente, todos os dias nos agarrávamos um ao outro todos suados. É difícil esquecer! 🤣 Bem! Já estou para aqui a divagar! Vou fazer uma pergunta e quem souber que me responda, por favor! Imaginem que foram #atletas durante mais de uma década, chegaram a #profissional, alcançaram resultados e quando a vossa carreira acaba decidem ser treinadores e quando vão... ah espera! Afinal vocês são só cinto #azul porque estavam mais preocupados em ganhar medalhas para o vosso país do que em fazer #graduações e agora?!? Agora, lá vão vocês fazer #exame de #graduação para mostrar que percebem alguma coisa disto, não vão as pancadas na cabeça vos terem feito esquecer das m€rdas todas que treinaram todos os dias enquanto foram profissionais!! Bem, quando chegam ao #exame reparam que a maior parte dos #presentes são pessoas que nunca competiram na #vida mas que nunca falharam uma graduação de #MaiTai. Como se não bastasse estarem a tirar um "cinto preto" em #muaythai quando dão por isso o exame parece saído dum filme do #ChuckNorris mas vocês como viram bué filmes, lá se safam. E agora? Perguntam vocês! Agora vão tirar um curso de treinador para poderem dar aulas ou pensam que isto é a brincar? Quando reparam, estão metidos numa sala com os mesmos gajos com quem fizeram o exame #ninja! Gajos que depois de serem #cintonegro de Mai Tai já dizem #Oss!! E lá está, são gajos que, alguns deles, o mais perto que estiveram de um ringue, foi de um ringue de #hockey a ver o jogo do filho do primeiro casamento da #exmulher mas pronto! Vocês lá fazem o #curso e agora só vos falta um ano como #treinadores adjuntos para tirarem a cédula nível dois e conseguirem fazer a mesma coisa que esses gajos que nunca lutaram mas tatuaram o #OngBak e escreveram #kickboxing nas costas vão fazer!! Isto faz sentido? Então e os anos de experiência, os resultados, etc. Não contam para nada? Expliquem-me lá se faz favor!!

Comé é que é meus #followers !? Vim aqui deixar uma #foto minha tirada pelo meu querido amigo, Dan Balsemão, só para vos fazer pensar um bocadinho... e não, não é para ficarem a pensar se eu e o Dan temos um caso, isso eu tiro-vos já as dúvidas. Foram anos em que, praticamente, todos os dias nos agarrávamos um ao outro todos suados. É difícil esquecer! 🤣 Bem! Já estou para aqui a divagar! Vou fazer uma pergunta e quem souber que me responda, por favor! Imaginem que foram #atletas durante mais de uma década, chegaram a #profissional , alcançaram resultados e quando a vossa carreira acaba decidem ser treinadores e quando vão... ah espera! Afinal vocês são só cinto #azul porque estavam mais preocupados em ganhar medalhas para o vosso país do que em fazer #graduações e agora?!? Agora, lá vão vocês fazer #exame de #graduação para mostrar que percebem alguma coisa disto, não vão as pancadas na cabeça vos terem feito esquecer das m€rdas todas que treinaram todos os dias enquanto foram profissionais!! Bem, quando chegam ao #exame reparam que a maior parte dos #presentes são pessoas que nunca competiram na #vida mas que nunca falharam uma graduação de #MaiTai . Como se não bastasse estarem a tirar um "cinto preto" em #muaythai quando dão por isso o exame parece saído dum filme do #ChuckNorris mas vocês como viram bué filmes, lá se safam. E agora? Perguntam vocês! Agora vão tirar um curso de treinador para poderem dar aulas ou pensam que isto é a brincar? Quando reparam, estão metidos numa sala com os mesmos gajos com quem fizeram o exame #ninja ! Gajos que depois de serem #cintonegro de Mai Tai já dizem #Oss !! E lá está, são gajos que, alguns deles, o mais perto que estiveram de um ringue, foi de um ringue de #hockey a ver o jogo do filho do primeiro casamento da #exmulher mas pronto! Vocês lá fazem o #curso e agora só vos falta um ano como #treinadores adjuntos para tirarem a cédula nível dois e conseguirem fazer a mesma coisa que esses gajos que nunca lutaram mas tatuaram o #OngBak e escreveram #kickboxing nas costas vão fazer!! Isto faz sentido? Então e os anos de experiência, os resultados, etc. Não contam para nada? Expliquem-me lá se faz favor!! - 4 hours ago

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26th Annual #Kickstartkids #gala #chucknorris #blackbelt #boots #RossNolan #actor #karate #martialarts #mma #producer #texas

26th Annual #Kickstartkids #gala #chucknorris #blackbelt #boots #RossNolan #actor #karate #martialarts #mma #producer #texas - 5 hours ago

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Close your motherfucking mouth, you can learn hoe-
Real ones know to be quiet
I'm getting money, you should try it💋 #chucknorris #troyave #classic #jdm #driftmom #locallyhated #definitelynotsorry #keeppeepin

Close your motherfucking mouth, you can learn hoe- Real ones know to be quiet I'm getting money, you should try it #chucknorris #troyave #classic #jdm #driftmom #locallyhated #definitelynotsorry #keeppeepin - 5 hours ago

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Creía que era la #chuckNorris del catarro y llevo días contribuyendo con ahínco a deforestar el #amazonas, muy a mi pesar. 
Murphy es un #cachondo y basta que digas que no recuerdas la última vez que tuviste fiebre para terminar el día cual #nenuco mocosete.

Dicen que la gente que se baña todo el año en el #mar tiene una salud de hierro y no se resfría.

Esta madrugada pensé que levitaba cual #ofelia en el cuadro prerrafaelita, pero con un look tirando más a la niña del exorcista. 
El paseito a urgencias fue una delicia para obtener drogas para la infección de oído. Allí estaba yo, con los ojos llorosos, sintoma de la alergía aunque estuve en un tris de admitirle al ats tan dicharachero que sí, que estoy en trámites de un cruel divorcio, después de que mi mujer me dejase por una tenista  y que la lucha por la custodia de mi zarigüella estaba siendo devastadora.😜 Estoy sopesando la posibilidad de participar en el elenco de secundarios de "Walking dead" y "Crónicas Vampiricas" se iban a ahorrar una pasta en maquillaje y caracterización. Un día mas y podre anunciar los vaqueros "curves" de zara :/, esos que hacen para donde no hay curves ninguna. Nada que no remedie una hormigonera de fabada de mi madrina.

Soy la típica "Manolo" reacia a las medicinas pero este mes haré una excepción. Ahora me estoy tomando un cóctel que voy a viajar como "El notas" de El gran #lebowsky 😎 . Tengo una mesilla que ya la quisiera para sí Pete Doherty.

Lo dicho amiguitos, dejaos convencer para meteros en el mar cuando hace mas frío fuera que dentro del agua. ¿Cuánto hace que no sentis la lluvia dentro del mar? Será divertido decían. Galifornia decían. 🤧

Pd: No hace falta poner "Mejórate" porque no es nada.
Llevo pijama, no el mono de protección del ébola. 
Cuál Jack Nicholson en "Mejor imposible" ya cambié las sábanas de cama dos veces en tres dias, pero no soy maniática, no, que bah. Espero que la almohada sea ignífuga porque me arde la cabeza. .
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Unas décimas más y si pudiera arrasaba con todos. Contagiaba a media población empezando por uno que yo me sé.

Creía que era la #chuckNorris del catarro y llevo días contribuyendo con ahínco a deforestar el #amazonas , muy a mi pesar. Murphy es un #cachondo y basta que digas que no recuerdas la última vez que tuviste fiebre para terminar el día cual #nenuco mocosete. Dicen que la gente que se baña todo el año en el #mar tiene una salud de hierro y no se resfría. Esta madrugada pensé que levitaba cual #ofelia en el cuadro prerrafaelita, pero con un look tirando más a la niña del exorcista. El paseito a urgencias fue una delicia para obtener drogas para la infección de oído. Allí estaba yo, con los ojos llorosos, sintoma de la alergía aunque estuve en un tris de admitirle al ats tan dicharachero que sí, que estoy en trámites de un cruel divorcio, después de que mi mujer me dejase por una tenista y que la lucha por la custodia de mi zarigüella estaba siendo devastadora. Estoy sopesando la posibilidad de participar en el elenco de secundarios de "Walking dead" y "Crónicas Vampiricas" se iban a ahorrar una pasta en maquillaje y caracterización. Un día mas y podre anunciar los vaqueros "curves" de zara :/, esos que hacen para donde no hay curves ninguna. Nada que no remedie una hormigonera de fabada de mi madrina. Soy la típica "Manolo" reacia a las medicinas pero este mes haré una excepción. Ahora me estoy tomando un cóctel que voy a viajar como "El notas" de El gran #lebowsky 😎 . Tengo una mesilla que ya la quisiera para sí Pete Doherty. Lo dicho amiguitos, dejaos convencer para meteros en el mar cuando hace mas frío fuera que dentro del agua. ¿Cuánto hace que no sentis la lluvia dentro del mar? Será divertido decían. Galifornia decían. 🤧 Pd: No hace falta poner "Mejórate" porque no es nada. Llevo pijama, no el mono de protección del ébola. Cuál Jack Nicholson en "Mejor imposible" ya cambié las sábanas de cama dos veces en tres dias, pero no soy maniática, no, que bah. Espero que la almohada sea ignífuga porque me arde la cabeza. . . . Unas décimas más y si pudiera arrasaba con todos. Contagiaba a media población empezando por uno que yo me sé. - 5 hours ago

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#GraffitiArt #StreetArt #Converse #Allstar #Graffiti #Art #Detroit #ChuckNorris #Taylor #🎨

#GraffitiArt #StreetArt #Converse #Allstar #Graffiti #Art #Detroit #ChuckNorris #Taylor # - 5 hours ago

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Tak proto tu jsou roční období! 😱

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Tak proto tu jsou roční období! Hashtagy #chuck #norris #chucknorris #joke #jokes #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrismemes #1940 #10 #fašismus #březen #meme #období #podzim #bůh - 5 hours ago

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Thanks for introducing us to Chuck Norris Mark! Peep my bad ass bloody! 😍😍😍 #chucknorris #merica🇺🇸 #sundayfunday @elevenjosh @2ndshiftalleygarage

Thanks for introducing us to Chuck Norris Mark! Peep my bad ass bloody! #chucknorris #merica #sundayfunday @elevenjosh @2ndshiftalleygarage - 5 hours ago

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#chucknorris #killbill #newyork #usa #lego #decoration #geus8 #legomovie #legomovie2 #superhero #401ge #ghostbusters #twd #thewalkingdead #legodisney #disney #legominifigures #horrormovies #staypositive #stayyoungatheart #legomoc #legostagram @gschlueterauto

#chucknorris #killbill #newyork #usa #lego #decoration #geus8 #legomovie #legomovie2 #superhero #401ge #ghostbusters #twd #thewalkingdead #legodisney #disney #legominifigures #horrormovies #staypositive #stayyoungatheart #legomoc #legostagram @gschlueterauto - 6 hours ago

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And you always will be, regardless of how your life ends. However. There is life and there is death. God and Satan. Heaven and Hell. That is what our lives ultimately come down to. Therefore, choose life, so that you and your desandants may live on.
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Be sure to check out these people that I'm supporting. Because I love them, and I want to help them. As for themselves, they are greater people than they can imagine. 😇

@itscyberw0lf✊@jbrewbud👍@nukedzombae👑@missbrewbud😘@digitalvibe117😎@jeynicole7💘@oxstunnaxo💐@nurdy_girl💕@i_am_the_tempest🐸@ryordan_87🎉@hamillhimself😇@officialslystallone🙈@donnieyenofficial🍌@havoc9966😎@shyghosty💖@lextaliones_🍌@impureking827🎁@zawantha👑@gameboiinerd18🎁@madbunnieee💰@talknerdytomeee🔥💫@therealcarlospena🙏@vegaalexa🚿@sethfrazer137 😇@ash1ea

And you always will be, regardless of how your life ends. However. There is life and there is death. God and Satan. Heaven and Hell. That is what our lives ultimately come down to. Therefore, choose life, so that you and your desandants may live on. . 🏞😇️️🏻🏼🏽#Truth #TheHolyBible #God #Jesus #Faith #Love #Awesomeness #AlwaysBePositive 😎️️🏻🏼🏼🏽#Truth # ️ TheHolyBible #God #Jesus #Faith #Love #Awesomeness #Pizza #Tacos #MartialArts #WingChun #DonnieYen #BeanBurritos #AlwaysBePositive #StarWars #MarkHamill #LukeSkywalker #DaisyRidley #Rey #JohnBoyega #Finn #AdamDriver #KyloRen #TheLastJedi #ChuckNorris #Nintendo #Mario . Be sure to check out these people that I'm supporting. Because I love them, and I want to help them. As for themselves, they are greater people than they can imagine. 😇 @itscyberw0lf @jbrewbud @nukedzombae @missbrewbud @digitalvibe117 😎@jeynicole7 @oxstunnaxo @nurdy_girl @i_am_the_tempest @ryordan_87 @hamillhimself 😇@officialslystallone @donnieyenofficial @havoc9966 😎@shyghosty @lextaliones_ @impureking827 @zawantha @gameboiinerd18 @madbunnieee @talknerdytomeee @therealcarlospena @vegaalexa 🚿@sethfrazer137 😇@ash1ea - 6 hours ago

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#fit#fitfam#fitspo#fitness#bodybuilding#shredded#ripped#motivation#inspiration#inspire#inspirational#sunday#sundaymotivation#sundayfunday#quotes#quote#health#healthy#life#mind#body#spirit#chucknorris#cowboy#black#motivationalquotes#success#soul#speaker#wisdom

#fit #fitfam #fitspo #fitness #bodybuilding #shredded #ripped #motivation #inspiration #inspire #inspirational #sunday #sundaymotivation #sundayfunday #quotes #quote #health #healthy #life #mind #body #spirit #chucknorris #cowboy #black #motivationalquotes #success #soul #speaker #wisdom - 6 hours ago

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400 Chuck Norris Witze: Link in der Bio #witze #witzig #youtube #videos #chucknorriswitze #chucknorriswitz #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorris #spass #bestewitze #witzearmy #witz #joke #jokes #deutsch #lachen #cool #comedy #komik #spassdigga #spaßdigga

400 Chuck Norris Witze: Link in der Bio #witze #witzig #youtube #videos #chucknorriswitze #chucknorriswitz #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorris #spass #bestewitze #witzearmy #witz #joke #jokes #deutsch #lachen #cool #comedy #komik #spassdigga #spaßdigga - 6 hours ago

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#chucknorris

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We’ve got a couple more gin based drinks this week! We’re taking all about the Chuck Norris classic “Lone Wolf McQuade.” @danventure sits in as a guest host; it’s another “can’t miss episode.” Search BAMB! The Pod and be sure to subscribe. 🥃👊🏼💥

We’ve got a couple more gin based drinks this week! We’re taking all about the Chuck Norris classic “Lone Wolf McQuade.” @danventure sits in as a guest host; it’s another “can’t miss episode.” Search BAMB! The Pod and be sure to subscribe. 🥃🏼 - 6 hours ago

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Like 👍 für mehr 🤠 Komm täglich vorbei und hol dir deinen #lachkick ab 👊@chucknorriswitze 🥴
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#witz #lachkrampf #lustig #chucknorriswitze #heftig #spaß #grins #unglaublich #lachenistgesund #lachen #lustigesbild #krass #spruchdestages #schwarzerhumor #flachwitze #chucknorris #lustiges #sprueche #lustigesprüche #witzigebilder #spruchdestages #lachflash #grinsen #lachanfall #verrückt #chillen

Like für mehr 🤠 Komm täglich vorbei und hol dir deinen #lachkick ab @chucknorriswitze 🥴 - DM für Partnerschaft ️ Meine Partner: @spgedanken . . . #witz #lachkrampf #lustig #chucknorriswitze #heftig #spaß #grins #unglaublich #lachenistgesund #lachen #lustigesbild #krass #spruchdestages #schwarzerhumor #flachwitze #chucknorris #lustiges #sprueche #lustigesprüche #witzigebilder #spruchdestages #lachflash #grinsen #lachanfall #verrückt #chillen - 7 hours ago

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#memesespañol #memeenespañol
#memeschistosos #memesmexicanos #memechistoso #meme #memes #memesalmillon #memesmexicanos #memeslatinos #mamadas #purasmamadas #pendejada #puraspendejadas #puromexicano #puropincheparty #purarisas #corridos #bandas #mexicansbelike #latinosbelike #Monclova #Coahuila #USA #puropinchedesmadre #desmadre #Mexico #corridoschingones #marijuana #chucknorris

#memesespañol #memeenespañol #memeschistosos #memesmexicanos #memechistoso #meme #memes #memesalmillon #memesmexicanos #memeslatinos #mamadas #purasmamadas #pendejada #puraspendejadas #puromexicano #puropincheparty #purarisas #corridos #bandas #mexicansbelike #latinosbelike #Monclova #Coahuila #USA #puropinchedesmadre #desmadre #Mexico #corridoschingones #marijuana #chucknorris - 7 hours ago

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Hello and welcome to another addition of SUNDAY FUNDAY!!! @followyernosecityshack @bozemanbrewing 
It's a special day down here today as the Bozeman Brewing Company is hosting MS Run the US- a very cool organization that raises awareness for Multiple Sclerosis (MS) Research. We will be donating 50 cents for every Hyalite Sando we sell today to this great cause. So come on down fer some delicious BBQ and Beer in your face and help out a great cause at the same time #msruntheus

Sorry for the super man long post  but we will also be closed tomorrow Monday the 25th as our entire staff will be taking the Safe Serve Food Handling class. Back open Tuesday!

On the menu today
Hyalite, Burnt Ends, Turkey, Brats, Pulled Pork, Chili, Stew, Baby Backs at 5!

#bbqandbeer #bestbeans #bestbbqinmontana #hyalite #chucknorris #cheesygrits #pulledpork #smokedsausage #bbq #portobello #followyernosebbq #burntends #brisketchili #brunswickstew #bozeman #bridgerbowl #smokemeat #wegotthemeats #smokemeateveryday

Hello and welcome to another addition of SUNDAY FUNDAY!!! @followyernosecityshack @bozemanbrewing It's a special day down here today as the Bozeman Brewing Company is hosting MS Run the US- a very cool organization that raises awareness for Multiple Sclerosis (MS) Research. We will be donating 50 cents for every Hyalite Sando we sell today to this great cause. So come on down fer some delicious BBQ and Beer in your face and help out a great cause at the same time #msruntheus Sorry for the super man long post but we will also be closed tomorrow Monday the 25th as our entire staff will be taking the Safe Serve Food Handling class. Back open Tuesday! On the menu today Hyalite, Burnt Ends, Turkey, Brats, Pulled Pork, Chili, Stew, Baby Backs at 5! #bbqandbeer #bestbeans #bestbbqinmontana #hyalite #chucknorris #cheesygrits #pulledpork #smokedsausage #bbq #portobello #followyernosebbq #burntends #brisketchili #brunswickstew #bozeman #bridgerbowl #smokemeat #wegotthemeats #smokemeateveryday - 7 hours ago

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Pas une qualité de fou, l'uniforme en vrac , j'eclate le feed mais c'est la meilleure photo de mon insta !
#scout#scoutsdefrance#uniformepqsimpecdutout#chucknorris#goffio#bob45

Pas une qualité de fou, l'uniforme en vrac , j'eclate le feed mais c'est la meilleure photo de mon insta ! #scout #scoutsdefrance #uniformepqsimpecdutout #chucknorris #goffio #bob45 - 7 hours ago

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When an artistic eye meets a a nutritionist's know-how, you get the kind of lunch box kids will swap their Chuck Taylor All Stars for in the schoolyard... Well, maaaaybe! ⭐⭐⭐ Whether it's the Love Mae lunch box or the yummy @amieeats ideas that fill it, be sure that your little half-court hero brings their A-game to lunchtime! 🏀⛹⛹️ ‍♀ See our online Journal for more @amieeats recipes and lunch box inspo.⠀
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When an artistic eye meets a a nutritionist's know-how, you get the kind of lunch box kids will swap their Chuck Taylor All Stars for in the schoolyard... Well, maaaaybe! Whether it's the Love Mae lunch box or the yummy @amieeats ideas that fill it, be sure that your little half-court hero brings their A-game to lunchtime! ⛹⛹️ ‍♀ See our online Journal for more @amieeats recipes and lunch box inspo.⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ #lovemaestudio #lovemae #lunchbox #lunchboxideas #backtoschool #eattherainbow #healthysnacks #lunchideas #snackideas #kidsfood #chucknorris #allstars - 7 hours ago

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Jest bezpiecznie, Polski Chuck Norris czuwa.
#polskichuck #polskichuknorris #polskichłopak #chucknorris #chuck #komandos #men #ochrona #motywacja #trening #comando #energym #aktor #aktorstwo #kino #trailer  #film #wideo #sobowtór #pasja #akcja #parodia #polska

Jest bezpiecznie, Polski Chuck Norris czuwa. #polskichuck #polskichuknorris #polskichłopak #chucknorris #chuck #komandos #men #ochrona #motywacja #trening #comando #energym #aktor #aktorstwo #kino #trailer #film #wideo #sobowtór #pasja #akcja #parodia #polska - 7 hours ago

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Nedelja veče i pripreme za omraženi ponedjeljak i povratak svakodnevnim obavezama. Šta god da vam se trenutno dešava piće sa društvom u Norrisu može sve da riješi. Idemo u novu nedjelju jako! 👊👊👊
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#norrispub #chucknorris #approvedbychucknorris #relaxation #iznajjače #nikšićgrad

Nedelja veče i pripreme za omraženi ponedjeljak i povratak svakodnevnim obavezama. Šta god da vam se trenutno dešava piće sa društvom u Norrisu može sve da riješi. Idemo u novu nedjelju jako! . . #norrispub #chucknorris #approvedbychucknorris #relaxation #iznajjače #nikšićgrad - 8 hours ago

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Теперь нам не страшен даже #chucknorris, ибо потому-что непобедимая #nokia3310 способна забороть даже его.

Теперь нам не страшен даже #chucknorris , ибо потому-что непобедимая #nokia3310 способна забороть даже его. - 8 hours ago

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Currently working on my #btwist so I can be like #snakeeyes 
It's going alright so far. I just need a little more oomph in my step up. Luckily, @beyondrawlabs has the perfect thing to fuel my personal #wod 
@beyondrawcanada, hello from the US of A.

Ninjas ❤ #beyondraw

#workout #everyday #airforce #work #foreverforward #foreverfaster #shotokan #karate #battleangel #mortalkombat #taekwondo #capoeira #judo #chucknorris #mma #parkour #ninjutsu

Currently working on my #btwist so I can be like #snakeeyes It's going alright so far. I just need a little more oomph in my step up. Luckily, @beyondrawlabs has the perfect thing to fuel my personal #wod @beyondrawcanada , hello from the US of A. Ninjas #beyondraw #workout #everyday #airforce #work #foreverforward #foreverfaster #shotokan #karate #battleangel #mortalkombat #taekwondo #capoeira #judo #chucknorris #mma #parkour #ninjutsu - 8 hours ago

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@jackiechan 🤔🤔

@jackiechan 🤔🤔 - 9 hours ago

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Karate Kommando lot $8 plus shipping in the US Claim here and DM if interested #chucknorris #vintageactionfigures #toys4salecommunity #comicpack #actionfigures  #toys4sale  #toycommunity  #toysforsale

Karate Kommando lot $8 plus shipping in the US Claim here and DM if interested #chucknorris #vintageactionfigures #toys4salecommunity #comicpack #actionfigures #toys4sale #toycommunity #toysforsale - 9 hours ago

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1TIMBRE GRATIS!!
Un clásico #chucknorris
No te quedes sin tu Promo
Lleva 4 y solo paga 3 $4990 valor unitario
Valor promo $14.970
Línea Automatik Ecológica ♻🍃🌏
Aún nos quedan Pack Disponibles

Pide tu timbre con el diseño que quieras, la imagen y texto que requieras.
Cada timbre puede ser diferente.
Envíos a todo Chile por Starken

Consultas y pedidos al WhatsApp +56944911905 o escríbenos al correo graficaingenioventas@gmail.com
Dígalo con Tinta!
#profesores #parvularia #medicos #dentistas #enfermeria #nutricionistas #colegios #estudiantes #apoderados #chile
#chucknorris

1TIMBRE GRATIS!! Un clásico #chucknorris No te quedes sin tu Promo Lleva 4 y solo paga 3 $4990 valor unitario Valor promo $14.970 Línea Automatik Ecológica Aún nos quedan Pack Disponibles Pide tu timbre con el diseño que quieras, la imagen y texto que requieras. Cada timbre puede ser diferente. Envíos a todo Chile por Starken Consultas y pedidos al WhatsApp +56944911905 o escríbenos al correo graficaingenioventas@gmail.com Dígalo con Tinta! #profesores #parvularia #medicos #dentistas #enfermeria #nutricionistas #colegios #estudiantes #apoderados #chile #chucknorris - 9 hours ago

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Chuck Norris loves BBQ.😍 🍗
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#turnagainarmpit #chucknorris #chucknorrisapproves #bbqforlunch #BaconLove #bbqaddiction #bbqlife #BBQTime #beefcheeks #cheflife #eats #eatstagram #followforfollow #foodaddict #FoodAholic #foodbeast #foodblogger #foodcoma #foodgasm #foodgasmic #foodgawker #foodgram #foodie #foodiegram #foodies #foodiesofinstagram #anchorage #sharingalaska

Chuck Norris loves BBQ. . . . . . #turnagainarmpit #chucknorris #chucknorrisapproves #bbqforlunch #BaconLove #bbqaddiction #bbqlife #BBQTime #beefcheeks #cheflife #eats #eatstagram #followforfollow #foodaddict #FoodAholic #foodbeast #foodblogger #foodcoma #foodgasm #foodgasmic #foodgawker #foodgram #foodie #foodiegram #foodies #foodiesofinstagram #anchorage #sharingalaska - 9 hours ago

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Movies & Beer
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#missinginaction #braddock #chucknorris #cannon #cannongroup #cannonfilms #actionmovie #80saction #80smovies #80s #anos80 #filmesdeação #ultraviolence #vietnam #guerra #warmovie #cinema #filme #eisenbahn #americanipa #ipa #hop #lupulo #beer #cerveja #cervejaartesanal #beerandmovies #cheers #drink #instapic

Movies & Beer . #missinginaction #braddock #chucknorris #cannon #cannongroup #cannonfilms #actionmovie #80saction #80smovies #80s #anos80 #filmesdeação #ultraviolence #vietnam #guerra #warmovie #cinema #filme #eisenbahn #americanipa #ipa #hop #lupulo #beer #cerveja #cervejaartesanal #beerandmovies #cheers #drink #instapic - 9 hours ago

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#meme #chucknorris #lol

#meme #chucknorris #lol - 9 hours ago

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Are you having a difficult time deciding if you should take self defense classes or not? Here's an informative article on the many great benefits you can gain when taking the classes. 🥋📰 https://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/top-10-reasons-why-everyone-should-take-self-defense-classes.html •
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#CharacterThroughKarate #ChuckNorris #Karate #MartialArtist #MartialArts #NonProfit #NonProfitOrganization #Value #FridayFeeling #ChuckNorrisWater #Texas #RoundHouseKicks #KickstartKids #MMA #MixedMartialArts #SavingLives #MakeADifference #KSK #UFC #selfdefense

Are you having a difficult time deciding if you should take self defense classes or not? Here's an informative article on the many great benefits you can gain when taking the classes. 🥋 https://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/top-10-reasons-why-everyone-should-take-self-defense-classes.html • • • • #CharacterThroughKarate #ChuckNorris #Karate #MartialArtist #MartialArts #NonProfit #NonProfitOrganization #Value #FridayFeeling #ChuckNorrisWater #Texas #RoundHouseKicks #KickstartKids #MMA #MixedMartialArts #SavingLives #MakeADifference #KSK #UFC #selfdefense - 9 hours ago

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#sorrynotsorry #weekendjeweg #london #bdayparty @johanndesilva #dankbaar 🙏🏽 #camden #camdenmarket #camdenlock #legend #dragon @thedragon_tapilatu #catwoman #chucknorris #killbill #ninja #verkleedfeestje #dragonandprincess ❤

#sorrynotsorry #weekendjeweg #london #bdayparty @johanndesilva #dankbaar 🏽 #camden #camdenmarket #camdenlock #legend #dragon @thedragon_tapilatu #catwoman #chucknorris #killbill #ninja #verkleedfeestje #dragonandprincess - 9 hours ago

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Wow I didn’t see this being here 😊

#reykjavik #photos #mountains #snow #chucknorris

Wow I didn’t see this being here #reykjavik #photos #mountains #snow #chucknorris - 9 hours ago

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A prendre au second degré. ⚠️
Abonne toi et partage un MAX
➡️ @maitre_norris_fact 👊🏼
Hashtags : #rigole #mdrr #jpp #humour #drole #ptdrr #blague #insolite #lol #fou #funnytroll #marrant #citation #tweetdrole #tropdrole #humournoir #chucknorris #texte #postdrole #tweetdrole #mdrrr

A prendre au second degré. ️ Abonne toi et partage un MAX @maitre_norris_fact 🏼 Hashtags : #rigole #mdrr #jpp #humour #drole #ptdrr #blague #insolite #lol #fou #funnytroll #marrant #citation #tweetdrole #tropdrole #humournoir #chucknorris #texte #postdrole #tweetdrole #mdrrr - 9 hours ago

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Crumbled sausage and sauteed broccoli rabe. Simple right? Yea, but places fuck it up all the time, too. 🤷‍♂️
#salsicciaefriarielli #doitright #realdeal #miniseries #walkertexasranger #chucknorris
#hangitandbangit #njpizza #njfood #pizzaporn

Crumbled sausage and sauteed broccoli rabe. Simple right? Yea, but places fuck it up all the time, too. 🤷‍♂️ #salsicciaefriarielli #doitright #realdeal #miniseries #walkertexasranger #chucknorris #hangitandbangit #njpizza #njfood #pizzaporn - 9 hours ago

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Design It Yourself

Design It Yourself - 10 hours ago

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Shaggy Memes. {3}

Follow @daku_black_hunter_amv for more.~
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#shaggymemes #shaggy #ultrainstincts #ultrainstinctshaggy #scoobydoo  #dragonball #dragonballz #dragonballsuper #thanos #ironman #disney #marvel #marvelstudios #dragonballsuperbroly #jiren #broly #goku #chucknorris #evangelion #game #meme #inshot #bokunohero

Shaggy Memes. {3} Follow @daku_black_hunter_amv for more.~ ♪ Credits in image. ♪ #shaggymemes #shaggy #ultrainstincts #ultrainstinctshaggy #scoobydoo #dragonball #dragonballz #dragonballsuper #thanos #ironman #disney #marvel #marvelstudios #dragonballsuperbroly #jiren #broly #goku #chucknorris #evangelion #game #meme #inshot #bokunohero - 10 hours ago

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It’s always a good night in Las Vegas when kicking it with Bruce. Fuck. We didn’t have to wait to be seated to enjoy some Chinese spare ribs. And drinks were free all night. Thanks for the hangs Bruce! Looking forward to next time. #brucelee #mynameisbruce #belikewater #fightingwithoutfighting #oneinchpunch #enterthedragon #lasvegas #chucknorris #wingchun

It’s always a good night in Las Vegas when kicking it with Bruce. Fuck. We didn’t have to wait to be seated to enjoy some Chinese spare ribs. And drinks were free all night. Thanks for the hangs Bruce! Looking forward to next time. #brucelee #mynameisbruce #belikewater #fightingwithoutfighting #oneinchpunch #enterthedragon #lasvegas #chucknorris #wingchun - 10 hours ago

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#poet #author #whiskey #whiskeyquotes #burbon #bourbon #violinist #ballerina #ballerinas #ballet #absinthe #cigar #kiss #lips #writer #reader #bookworms #chucknorris #beer #beerbelly

#poet #author #whiskey #whiskeyquotes #burbon #bourbon #violinist #ballerina #ballerinas #ballet #absinthe #cigar #kiss #lips #writer #reader #bookworms #chucknorris #beer #beerbelly - 10 hours ago

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#brucelee #mma #martialarts #philosophy #philosopher #instadaily #instagood #instacool #photooftheday #photooftheweek #kungfu #jkd #jeetkunedo #judo #karate #jiujitsu #shaolin #chucknorris #taekwondo #hongkong #training #boxing #bewater #muaythai #kickboxing #gym #enterthedragon #ufc #bodybuilding #legend

#brucelee #mma #martialarts #philosophy #philosopher #instadaily #instagood #instacool #photooftheday #photooftheweek #kungfu #jkd #jeetkunedo #judo #karate #jiujitsu #shaolin #chucknorris #taekwondo #hongkong #training #boxing #bewater #muaythai #kickboxing #gym #enterthedragon #ufc #bodybuilding #legend - 10 hours ago

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Today's film 
#missinginaction #chucknorris @101.films #101films #war #4k #bluray #steelbook #bluraycollector #bluraygeek #movie #moviegeek #photography #dafro77bluray

Today's film #missinginaction #chucknorris @101.films #101films #war #4k #bluray #steelbook #bluraycollector #bluraygeek #movie #moviegeek #photography #dafro77bluray - 10 hours ago

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Sounds about right
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#dip #chucknorris #chucknorrismemes #smokeless #smokelesstobacco #dipmemes #memes #meme #approved

Sounds about right . . . . . . #dip #chucknorris #chucknorrismemes #smokeless #smokelesstobacco #dipmemes #memes #meme #approved - 11 hours ago

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#poet #author #whiskey #whiskeyquotes #burbon #bourbon #violinist #ballerina #ballerinas #ballet #absinthe #cigar #kiss #lips #writer #reader #bookworms #chucknorris #bacon #baconlover #pork #porkbelly #eat

#poet #author #whiskey #whiskeyquotes #burbon #bourbon #violinist #ballerina #ballerinas #ballet #absinthe #cigar #kiss #lips #writer #reader #bookworms #chucknorris #bacon #baconlover #pork #porkbelly #eat - 11 hours ago

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Chuck Norris Facts

Comment your facts down below ⬇️⬇️⬇️ #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorris #jokes #quotestagram #quotes #funnyquotes #funnyquotes #quoteoftheday #funny
#funnyaf #funnypics#humor #sarcasm #instafunny #followme #comment #dailyquotes #lmao #9gag

Chuck Norris Facts Comment your facts down below #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorris #jokes #quotestagram #quotes #funnyquotes #funnyquotes #quoteoftheday #funny #funnyaf #funnypics #humor #sarcasm #instafunny #followme #comment #dailyquotes  #lmao #9gag - 11 hours ago

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The truest of all stories. Thanks, Chuck! 👊 -------------------------------------- #police #policeofficer #thinblueline #military #milsim #knives #usmc #airsoft #cops #tactical #knife #hunting #outdoors #boots #army #america #american #chucknorris

The truest of all stories. Thanks, Chuck! -------------------------------------- #police #policeofficer #thinblueline #military #milsim #knives #usmc #airsoft #cops #tactical #knife #hunting #outdoors #boots #army #america #american #chucknorris - 11 hours ago

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He always gets what he wants #365days #pageaday #pageadaycalendar #chucknorris #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisapproved #tanman #cutoffshirt #beardgang #thelookoffear #mullet #mulletgang #mulletsofinstagram #calendar2019 #asseenatwalmart #walmartclearance #walmartfinds #walmartclearancefinds #walmartlife #walmart

He always gets what he wants #365days #pageaday #pageadaycalendar #chucknorris #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisapproved #tanman #cutoffshirt #beardgang #thelookoffear #mullet #mulletgang #mulletsofinstagram #calendar2019 #asseenatwalmart #walmartclearance #walmartfinds #walmartclearancefinds #walmartlife #walmart - 12 hours ago

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Битва окончена!!! Жан Клод @jcvd узнал всю правду....🔥
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#татстант #татарин @tatar.superstar #jcvd #teamjcvd #шутка #вайн #mma #fightnights #fight #humor #драка #боевики #90е  #геликподписчику #мерсподписчику #гусейнгасанов #ержан  #эржанвставай #дети90х #vine #prank #ржака #огонь #конормакгрегор #хабибнурмагомедов #джекичан #chucknorris #jackiechan #каскадеры

Битва окончена!!! Жан Клод @jcvd узнал всю правду.... . . #татстант #татарин @tatar.superstar #jcvd #teamjcvd #шутка #вайн #mma #fightnights #fight #humor #драка #боевики #90е #геликподписчику #мерсподписчику #гусейнгасанов #ержан #эржанвставай #дети90х #vine #prank #ржака #огонь #конормакгрегор #хабибнурмагомедов #джекичан #chucknorris #jackiechan #каскадеры - 12 hours ago

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#chucknorris #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisisabadass

#chucknorris #chucknorrismemes #chucknorrisjokes #chucknorrisfacts #chucknorrisisabadass - 12 hours ago

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Sunbathing helmet with a star on it.
#sunbathing #helmet #star 
#nachos #dogsofinstagram #instaphoto #instagram #chucknorris

Sunbathing helmet with a star on it. #sunbathing #helmet #star #nachos #dogsofinstagram #instaphoto #instagram #chucknorris - 12 hours ago

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Sunday Funday 🙈
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#Sunday #Funday #Mood #Chuck #Norris #ChuckNorris #Witze #Joke #Jokes #Fun #funny #lol #Sonntag #chillen #chill #Youtube #Instagram #lazy #😂

Sunday Funday . . . #Sunday #Funday #Mood #Chuck #Norris #ChuckNorris #Witze #Joke #Jokes #Fun #funny #lol #Sonntag #chillen #chill #Youtube #Instagram #lazy # - 12 hours ago

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What is the meaning of life?
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#meaningoflife #chickenortheegg #chucknorris #godzilla #philosophymemes #comedy #everythingcomedy #montypython

What is the meaning of life? . . . . #meaningoflife #chickenortheegg #chucknorris #godzilla #philosophymemes #comedy #everythingcomedy #montypython - 13 hours ago

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A pinky called #chucknorris . In the hospital right now...

A pinky called #chucknorris . In the hospital right now... - 14 hours ago

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