Here’s the secret to a happy, well-fed, life:
Go change your dating profile to say this, “Looking for girl (or boy) to make me peppermint Oreo truffles. Must look cute wearing an ugly Christmas sweater while making, and must offer taste tests every 1.109 minutes.”
👭+ = ️
If you can snatch someone like my girl right here, you’re set. Trust me.
Anyone holiday-partied out yet? If there wasn’t free food at every event, I sure would be. - 1 day ago