I don’t like water, I REALLY don’t.
I’m quite good with schedules and I can already sense it’s almost time for a bath. I’m freaking out!
I know, I know.. you are probably thinking “how come you don’t like water if you come from an island?”🇵🇷
Well, I lived my first two years(still 2y/o ) on a mountain, I’ve never ever been to a beach and I had to fight a monster called Hurricane María 🌬🌪🐕 which had a LOT of water I didn’t ask for.
Many dogs here in Brooklyn are super proud to call themselves swimmers. It sounds so cool how they describe the experience. They say it’s effortless, just like dreaming. ️ Oh well! maybe one day I’ll become a swimmer and forget about all the things that remind me of water.
But for now...
How can I delay this event? Any good tips for tricking humans to avoid getting a bath? 🐕🚿 - 1 hour ago