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Ewan Ross

Professional Freak, Astronaut, Taxidermist (Humans Only) and Film-star.

Today, while I was on a walk in the snow, I saw two birds picking at their dead buddy’s corpse. Just makes ya think.

Today, while I was on a walk in the snow, I saw two birds picking at their dead buddy’s corpse. Just makes ya think. - 20 days ago

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It’s time for a cowboy to become a cowman...

It’s time for a cowboy to become a cowman... - 2 months ago

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My eyes are glowing in certain images because I was caught in the middle of siphoning the power.

My eyes are glowing in certain images because I was caught in the middle of siphoning the power. - 4 months ago

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If I take this hat off I’ll die

If I take this hat off I’ll die - 5 months ago

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That green thing around my wrist is a tracking device. I wasn’t on holiday, I was running from the police. This was because I conquered a tree and threatened to strangle my cousin.

That green thing around my wrist is a tracking device. I wasn’t on holiday, I was running from the police. This was because I conquered a tree and threatened to strangle my cousin. - 6 months ago

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I extended my limbs in the second picture.

I extended my limbs in the second picture. - 7 months ago

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Despite what you might think, I wasn’t wearing a prom suit. That’s my costume from the upcoming Reservoir Dogs remake. I play Mr Orange.

Despite what you might think, I wasn’t wearing a prom suit. That’s my costume from the upcoming Reservoir Dogs remake. I play Mr Orange. - 8 months ago

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Those ray-bans are from the 70’s and now they’re worth about three hundred pounds.

Those ray-bans are from the 70’s and now they’re worth about three hundred pounds. - 10 months ago

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🔮In-Human Abilities🔮

In-Human Abilities - 10 months ago

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Master Of The Elements

Master Of The Elements - 11 months ago

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“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created, here on Earth?”~Steve Buscemi-Spy Kids 3

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created, here on Earth?”~Steve Buscemi-Spy Kids 3 - 1 year ago

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I had a good time at lightwater valley.

I had a good time at lightwater valley. - 2 years ago

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