chinglishofchina

Sandi Field

California girl in Xi’an, China for 3 years now. The Chinglish is the best part Enjoy! Follow me @hazypink or my crazy cat @mayhem_rules_the_world

Not Chinglish, but oh so China!... Oh my god! I ordered a piece of chocolate cake, and when they called to tell me they were out, their English wasn’t very good so I said anything chocolate is ok. Ummmm...I guess this is what you get when you say “anything.” 😂😂😂😂 Don’t worry, I didn’t let Mayhem eat any. Im not even sure if I can #idonteatdog #chocolatecake #noshame #dogcake #sharpei #dogfood #sharpeicake #china #expatlife #traveler #funny #yikes #chinesefood #cake #mousse #chocolatemousse #foodporn  #omg #chinglish #chinglishofchina #badtranslation #word

Not Chinglish, but oh so China!... Oh my god! I ordered a piece of chocolate cake, and when they called to tell me they were out, their English wasn’t very good so I said anything chocolate is ok. Ummmm...I guess this is what you get when you say “anything.” Don’t worry, I didn’t let Mayhem eat any. Im not even sure if I can #idonteatdog #chocolatecake #noshame #dogcake #sharpei #dogfood #sharpeicake #china #expatlife #traveler #funny #yikes #chinesefood #cake #mousse #chocolatemousse #foodporn #omg #chinglish #chinglishofchina #badtranslation #word - 3 days ago

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Go home, Jacket. You’re drunk. #slurringyourwords #haveanother #drink #beer #liquor #drunk #jacket #denim #jeanjacket #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice  #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #streetstyle #china #chinglish #chinglishofchina #word

Go home, Jacket. You’re drunk. #slurringyourwords #haveanother #drink #beer #liquor #drunk #jacket #denim #jeanjacket #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #streetstyle #china #chinglish #chinglishofchina #word - 6 days ago

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I prefer “ghost make love” #fword #wtf #ghosting #haunted #skull #oneeye #onehorn #notpurple #denim #ghost #thefword #funny #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #word

I prefer “ghost make love” #fword #wtf #ghosting #haunted #skull #oneeye #onehorn #notpurple #denim #ghost #thefword #funny #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #word - 6 days ago

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This kids really goin’ places...like prison. 😂😂😂 #fuckthepolice #damntheman #fightthepower #thuglife #badass #rebel #mymiddlenameisdanger #danger #kidstyle #kidfashion #streetstyle #style #street #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #wearitloveiit #eslteacher #word

This kids really goin’ places...like prison. #fuckthepolice #damntheman #fightthepower #thuglife #badass #rebel #mymiddlenameisdanger #danger #kidstyle #kidfashion #streetstyle #style #street #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #wearitloveiit #eslteacher #word - 11 days ago

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JUST China...always tryin to tell me how to live my life. That is all. #idowhatiwant #just #thatisall #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice  #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word

JUST China...always tryin to tell me how to live my life. That is all. #idowhatiwant #just #thatisall #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word - 16 days ago

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Whatever happened to just tying a string around your finger? #forgetaboutit #remember #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice  #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled  #word

Whatever happened to just tying a string around your finger? #forgetaboutit #remember #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word - 16 days ago

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My first thought: Mi papi es “su pape” 😂😂😂 The great supape. #micasasucasa #papi #callmedaddy #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice  #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word

My first thought: Mi papi es “su pape” The great supape. #micasasucasa #papi #callmedaddy #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word - 16 days ago

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to you & me 🎶 #aretha #RIP #queenofsoul #respect #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #awkwardchinesetshirts #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #word

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to you & me #aretha #RIP #queenofsoul #respect #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #awkwardchinesetshirts #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #word - 16 days ago

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I try to only post pictures I took myself, but when someone sent me this one, I had to make an exception. #niceass #heehaw #lol #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #awkwardchinesetshirts #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #word

I try to only post pictures I took myself, but when someone sent me this one, I had to make an exception. #niceass #heehaw #lol #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #awkwardchinesetshirts #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #word - 16 days ago

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So much goodness in one shot. First off, I’d bet all my ¥ that this young man has 0 connection to poor Mr. Chen back in L.A...father, friend, and LOVER??? What??? And to the girl in the pink jacket, weird flex but ok. #babyitscoldoutside #weirdflexbutok #lover #winterfashion #jacket #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #word

So much goodness in one shot. First off, I’d bet all my ¥ that this young man has 0 connection to poor Mr. Chen back in L.A...father, friend, and LOVER??? What??? And to the girl in the pink jacket, weird flex but ok. #babyitscoldoutside #weirdflexbutok #lover #winterfashion #jacket #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #word - 26 days ago

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Damnnnnn, lady! I don’t even know where you live. #wontyoubemyneighbor #freewifi #badneighbors #wifi #free #thief #dontstealmywifi #china #chinglishofchina #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #word

Damnnnnn, lady! I don’t even know where you live. #wontyoubemyneighbor #freewifi #badneighbors #wifi #free #thief #dontstealmywifi #china #chinglishofchina #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #word - 29 days ago

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“I want to have a good” A good what?? A good day? A good laugh? A good night’s sleep? A good sandwich? A good shag? The possibilities are endless and the suspense is killing me! #good #goodmorning #goodday #goodnight #instagood #goodtime #goodgirl #goodboy #goodwoman #goodman #goodvibes #goodenglish #goodtranslation #goodgollymissmolly #goodmood #goodlooking #goodsex #goodfashion #goodform #goodness #goodchina #goodbye

“I want to have a good” A good what?? A good day? A good laugh? A good night’s sleep? A good sandwich? A good shag? The possibilities are endless and the suspense is killing me! #good #goodmorning #goodday #goodnight #instagood #goodtime #goodgirl #goodboy #goodwoman #goodman #goodvibes #goodenglish #goodtranslation #goodgollymissmolly #goodmood #goodlooking #goodsex #goodfashion #goodform #goodness #goodchina #goodbye - 1 month ago

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How to use a snow globe. #shakeitup #shakeyourbooty #shakennotstirred #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #awkwardchinesetshirts #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #word

How to use a snow globe. #shakeitup #shakeyourbooty #shakennotstirred #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #awkwardchinesetshirts #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #word - 1 month ago

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Tough guy with a lisp. #typo #toughguy #saywhat #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #word

Tough guy with a lisp. #typo #toughguy #saywhat #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #word - 1 month ago

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Probably the naughtiest kid in the whole school, his jacket fits him well...and his parents probably have no iidea what it says😂😂😂 #troublemaker #bored #never #denim #naughty #kidfashion #kidstyle #translation #clueless #teacher #esl #english #china #chinese #chinglish #chinglishofchina #word

Probably the naughtiest kid in the whole school, his jacket fits him well...and his parents probably have no iidea what it says #troublemaker #bored #never #denim #naughty #kidfashion #kidstyle #translation #clueless #teacher #esl #english #china #chinese #chinglish #chinglishofchina #word - 1 month ago

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Umm...sorry, kid, I think you’re jacket’s a fake. 😂😂😂but I appreciate your honesty. 😂😂😂 #extreme #fake #winterfashion #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #Buzzfeed #word

Umm...sorry, kid, I think you’re jacket’s a fake. but I appreciate your honesty. #extreme #fake #winterfashion #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #eslteacher #expatlife #travel #yesteesandthankyou #Buzzfeed #word - 1 month ago

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More than anything, I just want to know the entire thought process behind making this coat...this stylish coat. #weird #coat #winterfashion #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word

More than anything, I just want to know the entire thought process behind making this coat...this stylish coat. #weird #coat #winterfashion #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #grammarpolice #fashionpolice #streetstyle #fashion #clothes #typography #quotes #translate #badtranslation #wearitloveit #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word - 2 months ago

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It was way funnier when we thought it said, “Unwilling Beauty Gathering,” but whatever...I’m willing if U WILLING 😜 #tiemedownandpaintmeup #forcedbeauty #beauty #salon #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol  #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice  #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel  #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word

It was way funnier when we thought it said, “Unwilling Beauty Gathering,” but whatever...I’m willing if U WILLING #tiemedownandpaintmeup #forcedbeauty #beauty #salon #china #xian #chinglish #chinglishofchina #funny #lol #read #typography #quotes #photooftheday #translate #badtranslation #grammarpolice #eslteacher #expatlife #girlswhotravel #travel #girlslovetravel #lifewelltravelled #word - 2 months ago

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