STOP & READ ENTIRE POST EXCLUSIVE! SHOCKING! (It's a slow ((sexy)) build, stick with it)
Today might be tough. You might not have a lover who has bottled up their love & affection for the entire year so that they might release it upon you on this one, very crucial to your self worth, make it or break it day. You also might LOVE love day. Word. In the case that you feel that everyone around you is genuinely and without coercion "loved" today and you're a loser, let me tell you a story.
Pictured here is @lora_arellano wearing a boobees tee that I, myself, printed and handled and touched. Lora did @badgalriri 's makeup for the Grammys. She touched her whole entire face. Those same hands touched this tee she's wearing, which I first touched. So according to the Law of Momentum Conservation, I've also touched Rhianna. Here's where it gets tricky, try to keep up. At the Grammy awards, Rhianna completely air kissed @beyonce , we all saw it, so we can draw the logical conclusion that they've hugged and kissed in real life. So technically, logically and scientifically speaking, if you've ever touched me or my clothes...you have absolutely and without doubt not only touched, but been in a three way kissing situation with RHIANNA and Muther Fukkin BEYONCÉ.
WHO'S THE LOSER NOW, BITCH?!!!!!
NOPE, STILL NOT YOU.
If you've made it this far and you're not hyperventilating/masturbating to how hot you are, you should definitely shove this information in everyone's FACE. Then go use discount code: 3WAY and treat yourself, you MackDaddyQueeeeeen - 1 month ago